Can I get something like this for the the living room?
Kinetic BMW sculpture. It’s pretty impressive.
(via peterbmw1)
Thomas Jefferson
Happy Independence Day
(We shot a wedding after dark and in the rain last year. When the happy couple met with me to pick up their photos the conversation went like this…)
Bride: “I am so disappointed that there are no beautiful sunset pictures, like on your website.”
Me: “I’m sorry about that, but if you remember correctly the weather was terrible, and you got married in the dark.”
Bride: “Yeah, but we paid you a lot of money!”
Me: “I would charge a lot more money if I could turn back time and change the weather.”
Bride: “All of the other weddings we saw on your website have beautiful sunsets!”
Me: “We took those photos at sunset, before it got dark, and it wasn’t raining.”
Bride: “I’m sick of your slick excuses. You have an answer for everything!”
(This conversation went on, round and round like this for an hour. The mom called and we had the exact same conversation!)
Being a recovering Californian, I can vouch for this. Though it really only applies to people who live south of Bakersfield and West of the Sierra Nevada mountains… it may as well be its own country. Were the map to accurately reflect this, the northern half would say dirty hippies.
(via unalone)
I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I don’t know what it’s like to land and not race to your door
But I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I’m not sure that I really ever could
Hold on to a hotel key
in your bedroom neighborhood
With me sleep walking in Hollywood
I’m gonna steer clear
Burn up in your atmosphere
I’m gonna steer clear
Cause I’d die if I saw you
I’d die if I didn’t see you there
So I don’t think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
I dont think I’m gonna go to LA anymore
Get lost on the boulevard at night
Without your voice to tell me
I love you, take a right
The ten and the two is a lonely sight
I’m gonna steer clear
Burn up in your atmosphere
I’m gonna steer clear
Cause I’d die if I saw you
I’d die if I didn’t see you
I’m gonna steer clear
Burn up in your atmosphere
I’m gonna steer clear
Cause I’d die if I saw you
I’d die if I didn’t see you there, see you there
I think I’m gonna stay gonna stay, gonna stay in the grey, think i’m gonna stay
All the street lights say nevermind nevermind
All the canyon lines say nevermind
Sunset says we see this all the time, nevermind never you mind
John Mayer
In Your Atmosphere
This song doesn’t apply to me, but that doesn’t mean its not good.
Just a reminder: You can make SQUARE watermelons!
Anything that is normally spherical is cooler when square. (And vice-versa)
Here’s instructions on how to do it.
I really want one of these. If I had the space I would do it myself. Is it bad that I would pay extra for a square watermelon?