Chase Perrin

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@matthewwcox:

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@matthewwcox It’s a magic phone, helping strangers. I once saw an iPhone carry an old lady across a street while stopping traffic! Good job!

LOL. I keep mine on a leash. Last week it tried to save a girl from a burning building, with no regard for its own safety.

They do that. That’s why they’re called the “Jesus Phone,” ‘cause Jesus saves… I need to get one, my Blackjack is a lazy SOB

as if the iPhone and Apple didn’t have big enough egos already, now you are martyring them. Agreed, the blackjack is a lazy SOB.